What the hell were you thinking!??

I have reached the conclusion that some people are just born insane. Because no matter how many times you tell them otherwise, they continue, day in and day out, to do the same, stupid stuff EVERY DAY.

Like pushing on the "pull" door.

Or asking for coffee and then getting mad when it's hot.

Not following instructions and wondering why it's not working.

Honking at me to go when the light is red.

Running into closed doors.

Pretending to be busy by reading a book...upside down.

It's even funnier when you see the people saying that they "never" do those things and then...*poof* they do them right then and there. I have seen someone say that they never drink decaf...then pour themselves a cup. Once, a friend of mine said her boyfriend would never cheat on her...we walked outside to find him making out with a different girl. I die laughing because people are so idiotic sometimes.

I suffer from idiotism too though. I mean, I've run into my fair share of glass doors. I have run red lights because I swore they were green. I have stopped fully at green lights because I swore they were red. I have sat on hold for 20 minutes before I realized that they had hung up on me. I have been mad at people for calling me and yelled at them because all I got was silence until I realized my phone was muted. I have tried for 3 hours to fix my computer before I realized the battery was dead.

So like I said, I'm as guilty as the rest of them. But I still like to laugh at them. And occasionally, I laugh at me too.